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My First Trendsend Box (aka My Wardrobe is in Dire Condition and This is a Cry for Help)

I preface this post by saying I have had a hard time writing about some things lately because I am just tired of lifestyle bloggers. I am tired of women selling other women this ugly lie that their life isn’t perfect yet because they don’t have a $70 planner with washi tape or they don’t wear extremely expensive athleisure all the time or they aren’t following a certain diet or workout regime. Which is to say nothing of the over-exposed, posed photos that look nothing at all like any of our real houses or real lives.

It is exhausting. None of us are keeping up, most of this stuff doesn’t even sound fun (like seriously how much time can you spend tearing up pieces of washi tape to stick in your planner?). And frankly I am bored.

Did I mention all of you are perfect, beautiful humans just the way you are?


(Also I am about to tell you about some stuff I bought, this post is not sponsored, I think if nothing else this will make you giggle!)

I knew when Glitter arrived I was going to need buy some new clothes because it had been about a year (I wrote THIS post about two months into my capsule closet challenge) since I had bought much of ANYTHING besides wardrobe staple replacements (camis, black yoga pants). Oh, and a baggy tank that said “In Coffee We Trust” that my family has been very vocal in their disdain for.

Like, I needed a closet 911.

So I signed up for Trendsend (yes, it’s a referral link) because unlike other styling services there are no styling fees with this one and frankly A Stylish Friend I Trust told me that this is The Way.

I did the whole style profile thing where I told my Trendsend stylist everything about me. This included such minutiae as the fact that my personal style since elementary school has been “horseback rider,” that I hated the cold shoulder style, keyhole tops, and shirts that have tiny strings doing anything across one’s back, and that my personal style icon was Kate Middleton. Oh, and that anything they sent me needed to be breastfeeding friendly.

Do you know what was so super? They followed my instructions to a T!

I snapped my outfits so I could share them here. I preface this internet fashion show by saying this: I tried these things on at the end of a long day (hello, glasses) in my bathroom which has looked cleaner. An aside: I think we need to paint it white/cream because why is my bathroom robin’s egg blue and light brown?

Also, I need a full length mirror. But without further adieu.

Outfit 1

Outfit 2

Outfit 3

I ended up keeping the Spanx camo leggings (outfit 1) and the fluffy white sweater that felt like a blanket (outfit 2) because even though white/cream is mostly impractical in this “season” of life sometimes you have to treat yourself. I will also say that both of these things were comfy as H-E-double hockey sticks and that they looked nothing like any of the other things in my closet. I LOVED that my stylist picked things that were cute, yet challenged me to dress a little differently than I normally do.

And with that, I must conclude today’s fashion show. ūüėČ


Closet Swapping

Y’all know that I read the life changing magic of tidying up a few years ago and purged everything in our house.

It was great.

And then we moved, and I never fully unpacked my closet, and then it was time for me to switch out my regular clothes for my maternity clothes and it was like OHMYGOD I have to actually unpack what I have moved AND do all of this other clothing nonsense.

I dragged my feet, but I got it done.

And now, as you can see, I have one bag of clothes that need to be donated and piles of clothes that need to be boxed up in totes I have yet to purchase until I fit into them again.  Because if I bag them up, they will accidentally be donated as well.

Things that are true:

  1. I am officially at the point in my pregnancy where all I want to buy are accessories.  Earrings, scarves, summer sandals, you name it, I am there!
  2. My Revas have a hole in the sole, but since I don’t know if my feet will grow/change throughout the rest of my pregnancy (they did NOT with Critter), I don’t want to shell out the big bucks on shoes until after the baby is born and I know what size my feet are.
  3. I own more maternity dresses than any one human should.  This made absolute sense when I was working five days a week but now that I am working three and one of those days is a casual day, I don’t know that I will wear any of them more than two or possibly three times before the baby arrives.  Past Kat doesn’t regret buying them but WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY.
  4. I’m gonna need a makeover once the baby is here and my body is back to “normal.”  I still definitely stand by my Capsule Closet Challenge, but by the time we get to this magical time of “makeover,” I will have (practically speaking) not really touched my wardrobe in several years.  I can’t say that I have any clue as to what is cool anymore, but I can say that I am smart enough to know that my seersucker mini-skirt is an article of clothing that belongs solely to my past, baby-free life.
  5. If you want to become a wardrobe minimalist, become a mom. Your closet will instantly become a capsule wardrobe of select pieces (in my case, waterfall cardigans and yoga pants) without having to think about it!  Knowing you will end each day with someone else’s snot on your pants and shirt really helps answer the question of Is this practical?

Capsule Closet Challenge – An Update

It’s now December and my personal challenge to avoid buying new clothing (excluding replacement garments) is still on. ¬†How am I doing now that we’re smack dab in the middle of the holiday season?

Well, I’ve purged another two bags of clothing from my closet. ¬†I don’t miss any of it. ¬†There are a few more things I think I want to get rid of, but I just can’t bring myself to do it quite yet.

On Black Friday, I replaced the two pairs of pumps I wear to work. ¬†They have been on life support since probably…September. ¬†Taking advantage of the discounts and sales seemed like a great way to get what I needed while spending less than list price.

I bought a new pair of running/walking shoes (let’s be serious…they’re only walking shoes right now) because I had nearly worn through the soles of my current pair. ¬†Also sourced on Black Friday.

And then I did add one thing – I bought another pair of yoga pants from Target. ¬†I currently have two pairs in rotation right now and since every day they are getting baby cereal/spit-up/dog hair from the houses we are visiting all over them I am washing them CONSTANTLY. ¬†I don’t need to do laundry every two days I think we can all agree. ¬†Even though I was (obviously) hoping to go longer without buying ANYTHING, this is about as practical as you can get.

I will also note that with all of my online purchases I used Ebates!!! ¬†Yes, that’s¬†a referral link, but if you want to bypass it go to and sign yourself up. ¬†I go to Ebates before I start shopping, select my store and then earn cash back on my purchases made through the referral link. ¬†It’s incredible, really.

If you’re doing your own Capsule Closet Challenge, how is it going?

Capsule Closet Challenge

Amongst a certain set, it seems to be very trendy to create a “capsule” wardrobe.  Usually this involves discarding all of the clothing that one hates, and then purchasing a smaller volume of things that are “high quality” or “classic” pieces.  The person in question then proceeds to cast aspersions on clothing from retailers like Target and somewhere between $250 – $1000 later they have at least part of a new wardrobe.

I’m gonna be honest, y’all.  This is ridiculous nonsense and I am not buying it.

Partially because I don’t understand how people wake-up and suddenly hate Every.Single.Thing.They.Own and partially because I have owned many garments from Target that have survived (and in good quality) for more than one year and some for more than five.

For the past few months, you have seen that I’ve made it a goal to avoid purchasing clothing unless it is “essential.”  To that end, I’ve obtained three new white camisoles, and a branded pullover from my employer that allows me a free pass to wear jeans on any day of the week.  But that’s it.

I’m sort of finding myself at the point where I want to see if I can possibly stretch this goal out for another 10 months and make it a year.

Like the experiment I did…three years ago (?) where I only wore skirts and dresses to work for a summer and then I just stopped wearing dress pants to work altogether because I realized that I hated them.  Though I still have one pair JUST IN CASE there is some sort of emergency where I absolutely cannot wear pants.

But back to the No Clothing thing.

The reason I think this is do-able is because (1) I already have a very full closet (2) I really own all of the clothing that I NEED (3) If I don’t wear it in the next year, I should for sure be getting rid of it (4) I am hoping to be pregnant at some point after Critter’s first birthday and I have a fully outfitted maternity wardrobe as well, so really I have two full wardrobes.

So it can be time for this thing.

When I decided that my current closet-turned capsule wardrobe was going to be A Thing, I will be honest, I was suddenly struck with the urge to go out and shop for EVERYTHING. But I didn’t. So there’s that. 

I only have one caveat.  I swear it’s not supposed to be a loophole, but it’s there because I’m not a glutton for punishment.  In the next 10 months I can replace items.  So, new work shoes, new running shoes, new yoga pants, underwear etc. if I wear them out.

If I epically fail at this, I know you’ll understand since the whole idea is one part crazy to begin with.  I think even if I bought 10% less clothing in a year, that would be a win!  That being said, if this challenge is something that you’re interested in (even if only just for a month, or to get through to the Spring!), please leave me a comment and share your progress. A couple of my girlfriends have already comitted (one for the full year, two for the next quarter) and I am excited to see what we learn!

I have no idea how often I’ll check in on this one. Monthly?  Quarterly?  When something gets replaced?  If I conduct a closet purge?  We’ll see. 

New Clothes.

When I sent out my SOS for clothing, I got…nothing.  And then I was texting with Whitney and I decided to ride the summer out with the clothes I have now because basically they will be for wrangling Critter (perfectly serviceable) or going Up North.

Of course since no maternity leave is complete without borderline excessive internet shopping, I keyed my way over to J.Crew and the J.Crew outlet during naptime. 

We can basically subtitle this post Kat buys multiples of stuff she already owns. 

I grabbed the following Perfect Fit Long Sleeved T-Shirts from J.Crew.

Perfect Fit Long Sleeve T-Shirt (2)Perfect Fit Long Sleeve T-Shirt (3)Perfect Fit Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Basically, I bought the black one to replace the eight year old shirt I finally destroyed, the gray because I have another eight year old shirt that is knocking on death’s door, and the green because it is obviously a neutral and logical addition to my closet.  And it will look superb Up North this summer with 3/4 pairs of my colored shorts. 

And then the rest of this stuff form the J.Crew Factory.

Like the Factory Always Cardigan.

Factory Always CardiganFactory Always Cardigan (2)

I already own the Factory Always Cardigan in a mossy green. I’ve had it for probably three years (?) and I love it sick.  I was really pleased to see that they now make it in a striped arrangement.  I thought about buying just one color, but I really liked the gray AND the navy.

And the Factory Fitted Tank Top.

Factory Fitted Tank Top (2)Factory Fitted Tank Top

Again, I bought the black Factory Fitted Tank Top to replace the black one I destroyed last summer, and the navy version, because it’s a new color for my wardrobe.

Last but not least the only NEW piece, the Factory Striped Studio T-Shirt in navy stripe.

Factory Striped Studio T-Shirt

It’s not like I’m adding visionary color to my wardrobe, but please give a girl credit for at least trying to change it up a (little) bit!  And then please have a laugh about the fact that buying a striped t-shirt is what my most adventurous purchase was. 

The Maternity Clothes I Would Buy Again

Can y’all tell that I am in the middle of cleaning out my drafts-folder and there’s stuff I started that just never got finished?

Obviously I am not a maternity clothing expert, but in case anyone is looking to start building up their maternity wardrobe, I thought I would share what got the most wear in my closet.  I will also note that since I only wear dresses to work (I think I am celebrating three years of this in April), I can offer no assistance in the way of maternity slacks, blouses, etc.

A Pea in The Pod Skinny Maternity Leggings via Macy’s

You guys, these are not the nice leggings that you wore before you were pregnant, but they fit the entire time that I was pregnant (even after I had given up on the jeggings), so they win.  I had a love-hate relationship with the over-belly waistband, but in the end it just did not matter.

Camisoles by BeMaternity by Ingrid & Isabel for Target

Things that are true about maternity camisoles.  All of them are see-through, some of them are cheaper than others.  These ones were much cheaper than the SNUG ones and they managed to fit for my entire pregnancy.  I also felt that whatever synthetic fabric these were made of was much nicer than the SNUG ones.

Gilligan & O’Malley Bras

They’re $15 a bra. ¬†So when you need to buy a new size, it’s really cost-effective. ¬†Victoria’s Secret they are not, but they seem to hang together in the wash.

Merona Women’s Favorite V-Neck Tee

I am pretty sure that every woman who shops at Target owns at least one of these but probably more like…10. ¬†They are wonder-shirts. ¬†I wore mine through the entire pregnancy and¬†they…fit. ¬†If you don’t own any of these (pregnant or not) it’s time to treat yourself.

Seraphine Black Shift Maternity Dress

Dress 2

I will preface this by saying that everything I bought from Seraphine worked extremely well.  As I was sourcing pieces, I knew that relying on them for most of my work clothes would either end up being the best decision or the absolute worst.  It ended up being the best and I know that all of their dresses will survive another pregnancy without issue.

This dress only came to work for like the last two weeks of my pregnancy because I was down to the bottom of the barrel in terms of what would fit, but besides that I wore it to every other event ever.  Weddings, baby showers, fancy dinners/events out.  You really need to buy this one.

Seraphine ‚Äď Black¬† Knot Front Maternity Dress

Seraphine 2

I also bought the short-sleeved version of this dress in turquoise.  Also comfortable, but I felt like after a certain point in my pregnancy where it was just showing everything.  Not the case with the black version!  Also since it was fall/winter in Minnesota for most of my pregnancy, the long sleeves were just more practical.

Maxi Dresses

Snap 13

This is me, very obviously not pregnant¬†(let’s all pour one out for my pre-baby body!). ¬†But this dress was from Old Navy and I am pretty sure I wore it into October so…month six-ish? ¬†I can also say the same for the other two maxi dresses in my closet. ¬†If I were having a baby in the summer, I would have purchased more of them, but I wasn’t so I didn’t.

Stuff I Did Not Have To Buy

As we all know, I have a fairly large waterfall cardigan collection and these got a TON of wear in third trimester. ¬†They also got a ton of wear after Critter arrived because all I wore for the entirety of my maternity leave was cardigans and nursing tanks. ¬†Unfortunately all of them are super-old so I couldn’t even tell you to go out and buy them if I wanted to. ¬†Galina also blessed me with some of her maternity tops, so I didn’t have to go out and buy any¬†additional tees or tanks. ¬†I probably would have survived without, but it was really nice to have a few that were super-long. ¬†Just go to Pea In The Pod/Motherhood and grab a couple with that super-cool ruching on the sides.

Cozy Clothes

I feel like my utility in terms of blogging about the clothing I’m buying is somewhat limited because it has pretty much all been maternity stuff, but I did source a some¬†things over the past few weeks that we can all wear ¬†(and they’re actually things I would like to wear after Critter has joined the group).

Blanket Scarves

I bought a blanket scarf for our trip to Italy in March. ¬†The blanket scarf was great because it actually worked like a blanket on our flights/train rides. ¬†The blanket scarf was also great because it was warm and like wearing a blanket on your body over other clothes. ¬†The blanket scarf was not great because it was so much fabric that in the long run, I didn’t find it to be the most manageable garment. ¬†Also, I felt like I was inhaling/eating little bits of lint from it all the time and that was weird.

I was quite surprised to see that Target was selling…a riff on blanket scarves when I was cruising the store a few weeks ago. ¬†They’re by Merona and they’re actually calling them blanket scarves, but they’re really just extra-wide plaid scarves featuring a pretty coarse weave.

Black and White Scarf Navy and Green Scarf

I bought the black and white one before our Chicago trip, and ended up being such a fan of it that I went back to Target last weekend and grabbed the navy and green one because I suspect that both of these will get more use over the fall/winter/early spring than the aforementioned blanket scarf.


Ponchos are something that I generally admire from afar. ¬†They usually look a bit nicer to me than bulky winter coats, but I think that’s also because they are usually being worn in states/climates that are not Minnesota in the winter where we actually need full-body insulation.

Jillian wore her poncho from Old Navy to dinner last week and suddenly I realized that (1) it was really cute and (2) I pretty much am never going to be able to zip a jacket up this winter anyway nor will I be outdoors for any period of time longer than it takes for me to get to/from my car into a building.  So I ordered one for myself!

Black and White Poncho

I am hopeful that this will work for the rest of pregnancy and will be sort of a flattering garment as my body gets back into post-baby shape. I feel like the worst case scenario is that this becomes a slightly more elegant Snuggie, right?