Marcus wanted to call it “Terminator” and that was exactly the right name for it.
How did this all come about?
You guys, we moved. And then we had to be in charge of cleaning a house again instead of (God bless) my Mom. Most of the cleaning is not so problematic but we have a toddler who literally rains things down from his high chair all day every day, and #firstworldproblems the only carpet in the entire house is in the three season porch so there is nowhere for crumbs to hide.
We have been surviving this plight of constantly dirty floors (despite regular cleaning) for the last six weeks and then I just could not do it anymore! About three weeks ago, I Googled robot vacuums and after doing some Consumer Reports reading, set my heart on a Bissell SmartClean. It was ranked #5 because it is not the greatest at cleaning carpets. When I read that, I knew it was the perfect robot vacuum for us because of the whole no carpets-thing.
Marcus dragged his feet on agreeing to purchase one to “test” it out and to his credit, it saved us $100 when we caught a great Labor Day sale at Target (total robot vacuum Cost: $203). HUSBAND YOU WERE RIGHT.
The whole thing feels sort of extravagant because surely this is work we could do ourselves and yet already there is so much that we are doing ourselves, that can’t it be enough to opt out of doing one thing, like cleaning our floors?
After running it through our family room, bedroom, and two passes of the main floor (it’s really just too big to run the program once) we filled the dirt container three times AKA victory and the best part is that we didn’t even have to lift a finger to do it. MAGIC. Marcus is now concerned about the lifespan of these devices and how frequently it is really appropriate to put Terminator to work. I figure this is why the warranty exists.
And now I cannot stop telling people about it.