Most urgent order of business: Today I learned that ABC Family Messed With A Good Thing and released Mean Girls 2.
To re-phrase, ABC Family shamed the memory of Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, the 80% chance that it’s already raining and tried to re-create a brand of madness that knows no method.
Confused? Mystified? Under the same impression as I was – that Mean Girls was never meant to have a sequel?
We’re all on the same page.
To make an extremely long story short, I am appalled.
I mean, for crying out loud, Mean Girls brought us back to a peaceful place before the very fabric of time and space was warped by The Jersey Shore, sexting, Silly Bandz and Four Loko.
The Good Old Days are dead, kittens.
Am I the only one who feels like The Social Contract has been broken?
Tonight, I wanted to address the massive pile of magazines that has completely taken-over my reading basket.
By that, I mean the January issues of Vogue and bon appetit are languishing alongside ALL of the February issues.
We all know how that goes.
But then I got all Civic-ly Minded at the last minute (y’all know I have to move as The Spirit strikes), and decided that it would probably a good call to watch The State of the Union.
You know, embrace the joys of American Citizenship, stay in-the-know about the plans for our country over the next year, check out Michelle Obama’s ‘fit (loved it, btw!)…that sort of thing.
Model Patriot. Right here.
Confession: I may or may not have been secretly excited for the excuse to go on a Capitol Hill-induced CNN-jag. It’s not election day coverage, but in a pinch it’ll do.
Did you watch the State of The Union? How did you feel about the First Lady’s Outfit?
I’ll be the first to admit that while I found her frock to be a flattering one, the cream was a bold choice in that sea of black, gray and navy suits.
Who else heard about the monstrosity that was Mean Girls 2?