So, today I got to bake Christmas cookies en masse with Tiffany, Tawny, Michelle and a couple of other lovely ladies.
I ate my weight in frosting. It was fabulous.
I had a really great post typed up for today too. I re-hashed last night’s Ugly Sweater party, the inappropriate amounts of Nouveau Beaujolais that I consumed (I am now the luckiest person on the planet), and how epic the Sugar Cookie Dough Balls were.
But thanks to Comcast, not only has my humble abode been plunged into technological darkness, but the entire Midwest has been transformed into an Internet ghetto.
How does that even happen in 2010?
So instead, here I am pecking on my DROID X at 10:30 PM from the comfort of my blanket burrito. I’m positive that the only thing that can come from this arrangement is some extremely bizarre form of Carpal Tunnel.
In the midst of this pestilence, my only solace is in the fact that today I had Really Great Hair.
Internet/Technology horror stories. Go.
Really, the irony in all of this is that if I still had my BlackBerry, I’d be able to dock it to my netbook and enjoy Totally Normal (albeit, slow) Internet.
Hammer and Chisel are really the only reliable way to go these days. Or those Dixie cups you connect with a string.