Oh, Miss Universe pageant. You are so festive.
I just love watching the national costume portion at the very beginning of the show. Some girls adopt the theory that if no one knows what your national costume is, you can just wear an awesome dress. Others adopt the theory that one’s adherence to the national costume theme should be rigid.
This year Kristen Dalton opted to represent us with a skanky-NASCAR outfit. Which was actually, totally perfect and far more realistic than last year’s interpretation of what makes America tick. To read more about Miss Universe 2008, click here.
To her credit, when we got to learn a little bit more about the finalists, as we narrowed them down to the top 10, we discovered that Kristin Dalton enjoys online shopping. I love people who love amazon.com so I’m down with that girl for sure.
Oh, and Heidi Montag’s performance? Do not even get me started. Girl wore a pair of flesh-toned pants and a black top, which then she took off to reveal a flesh-toned bra that was equally as unflattering and unattractive. It was definitely a step back. Not that she had that far to fall. But, seriously?