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An Accidental Extreme Couponer

I preface this story by saying, I never thought it would be me.  Considering the fact that we don’t get a newspaper, the only coupons we get are from the odd-mailer that shows up every few weeks or the rare rewards club membership card we carry.

Earlier this week (read: yesterday) I was heading over to CVS to use my ExtraCare bucks because re: My Fall Five, I figured that in order to give #1 – Gray Nail Polish its full due, I needed to source another shade.

Since I was packing $7 of free money, spending it on frivolous vanities seemed like the only appropriate option.

When I came face-to-face with the Revlon wall display, I entered some sort of cosmetics Valhalla.  Without getting too deeply into the math, I was able to quickly determine that for each bottle of nail polish I bought, they would give me money back.  And if I used my existing ExtraCare Bucks and had the cashier run each transaction separately, I would actually leave the store with more money than I had entered with.

Sound crazy yet?

I agree.

I like to think that I softened the blow by explaining to the cashier that I have NEVER behaved like this EVER in my entire life.  And yet somehow, I’m guessing that when you work at a drugstore for minimum wage, you probably hear that line more often than one would think.

I boldly pressed-on anyway, having a field day in the nail polish section.  I picked practical colors, impractical colors, and colors that I’ve been wanting to buy for a year but have had no justification for whatsoever.

For the record, the color I’ve been sitting on for a year is 85 Minted.

And by the time I left CVS, I was four bottles of nail polish and $1 dollar heavier.

Victory?  Or victory?

What’s one nail polish color you’ve been dying to try but haven’t been able to bring yourself to buy?

Have you ever extreme couponed intentionally or unintentionally?

Really Dark Stuff

Kittens, I don’t even know what I have to say for myself tonight.  Because what I’m about to share here?

It’s really dark stuff.

It’s the kind of thing that will make you cringe on my behalf and think, Kat, no…

Don’t worry about that.  I had the same response.  I’m pretty sure it’s instinctual.

I’m also pretty sure that all of this means I’ve Crossed Over.

Behold.

I know.

I KNOW.

But when Marcus’ sister told us that she knew a couple of students who were selling them to fundraise, and I saw how many Indian restaurants had Buy One – Get One entree offers?

That book went from $30 worth of skepticism to 2.5″ of Kryptonite in less than 10 seconds.

How much more domesticated and/or suburban can you get?!

Next thing you know I’m going to be whipping out an applique vest and declaring it couture.

After gleefully flipping through the color coded-pages, I immediately proceeded to rip out a coupon for Great Clips and foisted it upon Marcus so that he could go get a haircut this weekend.

I have the app on my phone and the card in my wallet.

Say what you will, but I think it’s very clear that we are not playing games.

And you had better believe that we’re going to keep track of the amount of money we save using it.  The book alleges that there is somewhere around ~$20,000 worth of savings in there.

That number means nothing to me.  Actually it gave me a little laugh.

The way I see it, if it helps us to keep the majority of our dates at or less than $30, and we save $100 – $200, then I’ll consider it a win.

Do you have an Entertainment book?

What sorts of coupons do you actually use?

I’ll be honest, since two of the three grocery stores we shop at don’t have coupons, the only coupon I ever really use right now is for the free pair of underwear at Victoria’s Secret.

Thwarting Grocery Terrorism

Today’s guest post is from Stephanie, over at Stephanie in Suburbia.  Homegirl hails from the Twin Cities and between her husband, their dog and their darling daughter (Wee ‘Burb!) she always has me laughing and nodding from my blogging perch at the dining room table. 

When she compared her copy of How to Cook Everything to the Velveteen Rabbit, I knew that we might be life-mates on some level.  I should like to think that if we were to grocery shop together, we’d probably dominate the Extreme Coupon-ers WITHOUT EVEN USING ANY COUPONS.

-Kat

Since I’ve discovered Kat and her blog here, I’ve gone to her for oh so many things. She convinced me to try Grey Suede Revlon nail polish, to try to create my own Style Cubes for fashionable outfits, and most importantly she revealed to me the mysteries of Aldi.

For those of you who don’t have an Aldi near you, or who are as afraid of its mystical properties as I once was, it’s owned by Trader Joe’s, though it features mostly generic items. Whereas Trader Joe’s is set up to entice the customer to sample odd organic wares, Aldi is more like “meh, we don’t care, buy it if you want, we have to be here either way.”

You should know, by the way, if you ask Kat her opinion on something, you will not get something along the lines of “totally, you should try out Aldi.” Her exact response to me when I told her the less-than-stellar things I had heard about the store was “I owe you a step-by-step beatdown” and, you guys? A few days later in my inbox I had her complete review, including her shopping list.

So with that and her guidelines in hand, I set out for Aldi, only all too happy to discover it’s down the street from Trader Joe’s. So now what used to be a monthly excursion has turned into a once a week jaunt.

Which means it’s time to change-up my price cheat sheet. Wait, you don’t have one?

My price cheat sheet is a dynamic Word document I try to update every few months. Essentially it’s my guide to what’s really a deal. Say for example, your local grocery store ad shows you the deal of a lifetime for OJ at 2/$5. Well, my friends, I can tell you right off the bat that the USUAL price for this particular OJ is $2.50 so this is not, in fact, a deal, but rather a marketing gimmick made for people like the Old Stephanie who would stock up.

But no longer! New Stephanie started this list actually for Costco, because it was hard for me to really grasp whether things were a good deal or not. By creating a list of the most competitive prices for items I repeatedly use, I was able to save myself from making the classic OJ mistake.

While it started primarily as a way to track baby items, which are insanely expensive and rarely on sale, I began realizing it had its advantages in other areas too. My particular list has changed now because Wee ‘Burb is eating mostly (ok, in theory) what we’re eating. So I deleted my baby items from the first list and focused more on produce, which is something we eat a ton of here in Casa Suburbia, and also something that’s frequently marked as a deal when it most certainly is not.


What stores you choose to compare, of course, is up to you. I chose my primary grocery stores, and now I have added in Aldi and Trader Joe’s. And then for items I may purchase in bulk I check Amazon and Costco. For baby stuff I also added in Walmart and Diapers.com for good measure.

To build this original list I needed about three months of receipts, so I am working at a slight deficit with the Aldi items because I’ve only gone a few times yet. But the idea is still the same: review each receipt, discover the lowest price for a particular item, and mark it on the sheet. It’s also helpful if you put a letter or something by the store so if it’s not on sale anywhere, you recall where it’s the cheapest. Also make sure to mark the quantity down. At the end of the day when you’re comparing for bulk prices, all that matters is the unit price, so try to get as close to that as possible. I didn’t do that for a lot of my initial list, so that’s my goal for the next one.

Lastly, don’t forget to check a few Internet shops, too, just to see if an item that’s non-perishable might be cheaper if you bought in bulk online.

I then print this list and fold it and keep it in my wallet for when I am out and about and discover a “deal.” It’s also ideal for those of you who are jumping on the old coupon bandwagon, because there’s just nothing worse than discovering a store has thwarted a manufacturer discount by jacking up their normal price and then encouraging you to use a coupon that would only bring it back to its original price. It happens, people. Don’t let grocery terrorists win!

Do you have a list or cheat sheet of what’s cheapest in your area? How do you make sure you’re not overpaying for items when purchased in bulk at places like Costco ?

Entirely Sure

The Universe and I, lately we’ve been riding the same wave.

See, you have to understand that I probably spend at least 5-10 minutes daily just daydreaming about cupcakes.  How to obtain them.  What it might be like if I were to actually bake them.  How the rest of my work day would go if I were to order them from Sweet Retreat for delivery and then eat the entire box.

That sort of thing.

Totally normal.

So imagine my delight and surprise, when last night at the annual family fish fry (that logically, follows the annual fishing trip) slash Jacki and Adam’s birthdays (they’re both August 5th pups) Auntie Cindy busted out two dozen cupcakes from those hallowed grounds.

This is how you know that good things are coming.

Cynthia's Chocolate on Chocolate and Cookies n' Cream

Red Velvet and Monkey Business

Consider it Manifested a la The Secret.

After eating a Cookies n’ Cream cupcake and then half of Marcus’ Red Velvet cupcake (not bad, but not nearly as incredible as some of the other flavors), which I made him take and sample for the sole purpose of my being able to devour the rest of, I was spent.  And on the most lovely sugar-high.

And then, THEN, Auntie Cindy sent me home with a Cynthia’s Chocolate on Chocolate cupcake and two Monkey Business cupcakes.  They’ve all joined the carb-graveyard.  So that I can break them out during Weak Moments.

I’m not entirely sure how yesterday could have been any better.

Oh wait, we bought our plane tickets for New York.

I’m entirely sure.

It was the best day.

But there’s more to this world.

Friends, you know I only share with you the things that are right and good in the universe.  And only after I’m 100% positive that we’re not going to get all of our identities stolen or robbed blind.

Fact: I internet shop FAR more than I shop in-store.

Obviously.

With Ebates, if you shop through via their site (example: going to Ebates and clicking through to the Ann Taylor website), you get cash back on every purchase you make.  They get a commission for you utilizing the site to make a purchase, you get cash back for using them.  Four times a year you get a check for money.  I’ve watched everyone else on the internet use it without problems for months now, and mostly am just mourning the fact that I could.have.saved.so.much.cash.  For living my life.  It does not change the discounts/free shipping opportunities/anything else that makes whatever you’re buying a “deal.”  You just click through ebates, shop it out like you normally do, and make money while you spend it.

So please, if you shop it out on the internets at all (including booking travel!), or like money, do yourselves a favor and join now.

And now, I swear-to-god I’m done trying to get y’all to join-up with things on the internet for a good, long while.

You know, until something else really wonderful comes along.

At which point, we join.

The Best Policy.

Fact: When you’re drinking Champagne, it’s really easy to lose track of how much you’ve consumed.  It’s delightful, luxurious, and Too Easy to Sip Without Abandon.  I’m assuming my body will forgive me for all of this tomorrow.

Tonight’s one of those nights where if I were to be attempting a blog from my cell phone, I would either pass-out in the passenger seat or start typing in gibberish, both of which (shamefully enough) have happened in real life.  That being said, at least you know where I’m coming from and what a miracle it is that ANY of my sentences are even remotely coherent.

And yes, that’s a totally fancy, drawn-out way of saying that I’m completely exhausted and can’t handle staying awake for a moment  longer.

Honesty is The Best policy.

So, since we’re not following the most rigid schedule, now is my chance to share what’s what with you all.  I love free things and I know y’all do too, so FYI, there’s a promo going on over at Rue La La for the next two weeks where if you join (it’s free), you’ll get $10 credited to your account.  So if you’re not a member, and you like to shop it out, then now is the time.

It’s time to log-off now, since I’m starting to stare at my netbook from a cross-eyed perspective. 

Not okay.

Date Night x2

Tonight we’re headed to Al Vento for another lovely, Linden Hills-inspired, Italian date night because we’ve been hoarding that Groupon for probably four months. 

If it’s anywhere near as fantastic as the Broders’ adventure we had a few weeks back, then y’all have the right to expect lots of pictures.  And then, in the spirit of If you Give a Mouse a Cookie, y’all will probably have to check the place out for yourselves.

This is how things work in America.

Discoveries!

Mmmm…Free Stuff.

Today I used some of my Groupon Bucks to nab a $20 for $50 @ Solera Groupon.  Except for the fact that it was totally free because of the bucks.  I love my life.  Marcus and I still need to use the moto-i one that I grabbed about a month ago.  At this point in time, all signs are point “yes” for he and I to go on some really fun dats post-Valentine’s Day.

The life lesson I learned this afternoon is, Don’t brew tea in a black mug.

For most people, that’s probably an intuitive one, but I had absolutely no clue until I peered into the watery depths of my drink and realized I HAD NO CLUE as to what was going on in there.

God, the discoveries.

Beating Monday at its own game.

Mondays are always so special and adventuresome.  Last week, I bit it on Marcus’ driveway, rolling out with a sassy bruise and some scrapes on the entire right side (my right) of my right calf.  Paula almost burned down his house with the toaster oven.  Special.

Today, in the bathroom at work, I discovered that one of my favorite skirts had a rip in it…IN THE BACK.  Sassy.  We’ll classify that one as taking business casual a little TOO far.  But seriously, what are you supposed to do when you’re at work and you have an honest-to-God wardrobe malfunction?  I went Laura Ingalls-Wilder on that mess and sewed that gaping maw right back up.

I refuse to let that define my day.

Last night I downloaded Yoga STRETCH and Yoga RELAX for a whopping $0.99 each from the App store.  That brings my total yoga cost thus far to $3.97.  I was able to snag two yoga mats from my parents (one for my place and one for Marcus’ place…for the record, the one at my place is pink and the one at his place is blue) for free because they briefly dabbled in yoga and decided it wasn’t really their scene.  So why more apps?  More poses and more combos friends.  This.is.serious.  I’ve gotta have a hot Hawaii bod.

What else is lovely?  Free stuff.  Example A: Groupon.com.  I tweeted my referral link last week when I bought a moto-i giftcard that was running $20 for $50.  That’s a deal I say yes to.  But what makes the situation sweeter is that if people use your referral link and buy their first Groupon off of it, then you get a $10 referral credit.  I got $20, which you had SO better believe is going to another Groupon of that ilk.  Example B: I Yelped the horrifying experience that the ladies and I had at Bacio in December.  Which was made doubly horrifying because it is my favorite restaurant.  Bacio’s owner contacted me via Yelp and asked me to e-mail him with my contact information so that they could make it right. Rock.on.

And finally, in the spirit of The Freezer Diaries, I defrosted some tortilla soup to enjoy for lunch this week, and tonight I made egg bake (and mini-meatloaves with the other half-pound of ground turkey).  Which helped me to get rid of the last three slices of a loaf of bread I was saving for a rainy day and the aforementioned ground turkey.

Plastic Jungle

Today, I found a deal that I’m actually beyond excited to share with you all.

I was reading the NYT this afternoon as I am want to do, and found this great article about donating gift cards to school. Yay for society, right?

An Easy Way to Donated Unwanted Gift Cards to Schools

I’m all about charity. Don’t get me wrong. But, what’s fantastic about this system is that it allows the rest of us to get gift cards for less than they’re actually worth. Some of the markdowns aren’t huge, but seriously, at the end of the day, it allows us to spend the amount that we wanted to, without having to pay for it all. Others would call this free money. Either way, I am down.

Plastic Jungle

I think I need you to repeat that.

Carly is the name of a style of Coach purse that I absolutely love. Its a square, slouchy, shoulder bag that can carry all seven of the world’s wonders and then some. And it goes with everything. When I bought it, it was a bit of a reach, but I did so with a coupon and a gift card to soften the blow.

I carried it so much that it started to fray at the top. Which is bizarre for a purse that is of such a supposed high quality. I figured that it just meant that I loved it too much and it was time to be retired to the closet.

Not so, my friends. Two nights ago, another sorority sister walked into Station 4 (where we were watching a friend’s band play) and was toting a new purse (we previously both had the Carly in different styles). She then informed me that not only was the purse found to be defective (because of said rubbing issue) but that Coach felt so bad about the situation that they would either exchange your purse for a new one, or if you didn’t want to hand it over, by bringing it to the store, they would give you a 40% discount on any other handbag. I had been drinking, so it was one of those “I think I just heard you say that I can get a free purse or a way-marked down new one, but that statement sounds like such a lie that I need you to repeat it” moments.

And now I have a new Sabrina. Moral of the story? Loving Coach means never having to say that you’re sorry.