So we all know that my first attempt at sourcing a hat for the Kentucky Derby was dispiriting at best.
Blessedly, last week, Jen was kind enough to reach out to me by e-mail with Louisville running trail suggestions and Most Importantly a Key Hat Tutorial ( you have to scroll down the page to locate the videos).
I can’t say that I have ever watched any craft tutorial ever. So it only made sense for me to crack open a can of Coppola champagne on Friday night, hit the play button and proceed to be mesmerized for the next 20 minutes. I cannot say that I have ever seen anything on this order in my life. As I watched this woman methodically attack a plain white hat with flowers and ribbons and netting and feathers, the idea of making my own hat seemed far less insane than I had originally thought.
Which is a real Godsend because I had already visited JoAnn Fabrics with mother earlier in the day. Apparently we had managed to select all of the right things.
Excluding feathers, because the feather selection was essentially peacock and pheasant only.
Mom: When is the last time you came here (JoAnn’s)?
Me: Before Pamplona so we could buy sash material. You know, before I do something really expensive, I try to save money. Even though we spent all of the money on Earth on Derby and Oaks tickets, I refuse to pay $200 for a hat.
But I mean really, can we talk about (crosses self) JoAnn’s for a second? Because I swear to God that every time I darken that doorstep, time stops. If I ever see anyone in that store (employee or customer) move with any sense of urgency, I will probably die of shock where I am standing.
We escaped with plunder in tow, I deposited it all at The House On The Hill and I informed Mom that our work would commence after we were done with egg coloring. She had not watched either of the tutorials so I think that she was somewhat taken aback by my sudden zest for craft. Me too.
Though I didn’t keep a real eye on the clock while I was busy hot gluing away, I want to say that the entire crafting process took approximately one hour from start to finish. Had I incorporated More Flowers or Feathers or Color, I’m sure that there would have been more decisions to make.
The total haul (hat+ribbon/net) ended up being approximately $30. I only used one spool of wired ribbon and even though we got a yard of black tulle, I probably only used a quarter yard.
Because I know y’all need to know, the finished product.
Next stop: Etsy shop. ;)